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They did mention it. Quite thoroughly. An entire paragraph about the Legends class vs Ultra 4.

Is self-flagulation with a faulty wire harness really god’s work?

they hide them in The Secret Place where they taunt you and you can’t touch them

Funny, your autocorrect spelled “iffy” wrong.

Inb4 a swarm of Audi nominations. I’ll just throw the 4.2 timing chain clusterfuck out there.

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Hyundais.

Kinda like woeeee, woeeeee, woeeeee, blk, blk, blk, blubbwoeee, woeee, woee,woeee, bgkla, blkg, blka, woooeeee,woeeee, woeeee, wooeeeeeee, blkal, blkal, blummmmpurrr, wooeeeeee.

Do Massachusetts-Rhode Island-Connecticut count, or are you limiting this to Good States?

Free idea of the day: move closer to Moab.

Requirements? At an FCA dealer? I not even sure “Having the money” is all that important.

Is there any particular requirements to buy this car, besides just having money? It sort of sounds like a massive death trap for any inexperienced driver. Is there like a test before purchase or some sort of driver lesson after they buy it?  

By quite a bit, actually.

Just lower your truck. Problem solved.

I call bullshit. If your brother is 1, he doesn’t have a license yet. I doubt he even knows how to drive or double clutch. I see right through your nonsense.

How can anyone hate Baja Toyotas?!

facts good

Notably missing from the list is “my buddy’s Mustang” which always has way more power than Ford ever claimed.

on the other hand, the most overated power output is any civic with a “cold” air intake and an exhaust. the “gentleman’s agreement” here is that in combination these add 50+ horsepowers

*Silicon valley Entrepreneur* “How many more minivans does the world need?”