Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

Me too. I’ve just decided to accept that “photoshop” is a verb now and moved on.

Although the fact that slimming a person down in video (while DANCING no less) is an incredible amount of work does make me think even more that this is a stunt. If all they want is a skinny model for video they make you wear shapewear and…

This relationship looks exhausting.

Who hated that movie?! I can understand not loving the movie, but panning it?! It was hilarious, endearing, extremely honest, and fucking hilarious.

“I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs. Kim [Kardashian] just used my wig guy last night...I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.”

I felt a great disturbance in the Force.

My first instinct is that Tom Cruise surely has the best rolls that money can buy, but then again he probably has to avoid carbs to keep his action-star figure, so maybe not.

who?

Borde*

Loved Heidi’s second dress. Could not stand the Barbarella effect of Ashley Graham’s. Dita Von Teese has become a *yawn* for me. Boring Marisa Tomei is still better than many other Marisa Tomeis. I liked Kate Beckinsale’s slight change up (hair down/coral lips)

Oh God. How many times do you think Ben made her watch each Matt Damon movie?

Meanwhile, Garner is managing to maintain a lucrative career with endorsements, currently for Capital One and Neutrogena. According to the Nielsen ratings, she is, in fact, the No. 1 female spokesperson—another testament, perhaps, to her authentic and genuine quality, an essential approachability that has not been…

FAVORITE RUMOR OF THE DAY.

Hourly. He’s on the clock.

Just saying.

these are the guys that hit on me the bars

I got that vibe well before he got his new face.

Makes me feel like we just might find her wandering the streets asking for the time before long.

This is fine. Everything is fine.