amen

Really? I was put under general anesthesia to get my wisdom teeth out (this would be about four years ago), as were all the friends I’ve swapped stories with. I thought that laughing gas was considered outdated and not used anymore.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

And Linda Evangelista

It’s not the worst one, but I don’t buy for a second that someone spontaneously compared her cat to a famous human. This is someone who’s been dying to be in Double Creature and has been trying to think of a suitable celebrity for months.

I don’t see it at all. That cat looks more like Blake Shelton then Jennifer Lawrence.

I grew up in the burbs. Once, while waiting for my sister to get out of a community art class, I saw a man drive up next to me and start jerking off. There are no guarantees in life.

Seems legit. BMW drivers are already pretty comfortable communicating with gestures.

It obviously could have - but my point still stands - you don’t get to tell people how to spend their own money. You don’t even know these people, maybe the original dog was a rescue. Maybe they donate regularly to shelters. Stop with your righteous indignation directed towards these people who are clearly trying to…

I do remember, though, being in the hospital for three weeks during Thanksgiving. I was 16, and the doctors prohibited my family from staying overnight with me. My nun aunt stayed with me the whole day, watching “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” on repeat the whole day, ignoring all of the food (even from the…

And her chocolate store is called CACAO??

I went to Comic-Con, and waited in line to take a picture with her, and she had this pup with her then too! She was just so kind and sweet, she held my hand! and when she thought the photo didn’t turn out well, she asked the picture people to take a second one, and she was right, the first photo I had my eyes closed.…

Oh please “Good Guy With A Gun”, tell me what legitimate use a civlian could possibly have for 12 fucking PIPE BOMBS! This is not Left 4 Dead, a Horde of Infected is not spawning and coming towards you, you fucking jackasses.

It actually is funny. And the deaths are tragic. And the loss of property is unfortunate. Many people are able to have more than one emotion at the same time. Laughing at the hot pocket thing isn’t the same as laughing at the people who lost their lives, nor does it detract from their loss.

Always Bernie Truthers

In Renner’s defense, he’s very busy. Living in the closet is a full time job.

her husband is sober tho so i feel like it takes her out of the running

She fucking 46 you guys. She feeds on the blood of babies. I want to be her when I grow up.