What is sarcasm? How does it work?

I was kind of hoping that the Grumpy Cat Christmas Special was going to be animated. Grumpy Cat has the perfect face for a cartoon, Aubrey Plaza could still do the (amazingly appropriate) voice acting but we wouldn't have to worry about whether the real kitty was being too manhandled.

This is sweet little old lady for "Go fuck yourselves, smug internet pricks" and it is awesome.

They say you stop maturing the day you hit it big. How old was Mariah when "Vison of Love" was released, because she seems like she should be out buying her notebooks for the new school year. And covering them with doodles of unicorns.

You know what? I like Drake and Nicki's friendship. It reminds me of mine and one of my guy friends.

Publishers and producers of the world, please PLEASE do not reward this famewhore's behavior with a book contract or reality show based on this. . . activity.

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

Yeah, I really don't get why this show is supposed to be hilarious.

I will consider this only when they make a ruby model. Just so I can pretend I'm Elvira when I'm drunk.

I won't even consider it until they have a white metal version. I haven't worn yellow gold in years.

Burt you are bad, bad girl :)))

Good for you IroningMaiden, embracing our benevolent Skynet overlords!

But, as someone who perpetually has her phone on silent and at the bottom of her purse... a discreet zap telling me to answer my phone would be fantastic.

When I get married, the invitations will say in giant red font: COME TO MY REVENGE WEDDING.

You are correct. My five year old niece named her fish, purple.

You got the Trulia App on your phone B?

Whenever I get on Facebook at 2 a.m. because I can't sleep and nothing's happening, I generally assume people are having Spontaneous Fuck Parties and didn't invite me, because I would harsh out their happy fucking mellow.

I agree- I've weirdly started to like this show- because many of the athletes are just so dedicated- and then you see what it takes to do this course, and it's not about being a professional athlete- it's like this combination of grit, true strength, flexibility and focus. Kinda amazing.

Both my husband and I were…

Please God do not let her sing. Even if she's a good singer there is no way she will match the vocal prowess that was Whitney Houston and it will destroy the movie for everyone.