Wouldn't it be more productive to get a rescue puppy?

Someone made a dress out of xtina's "dirrty" hair.

John Mayer has a bang box that he brings out when with friends? How would that even be convenient? Does it have a handle? IS IT A CABOODLES?

Beyond the bondage, nudity and drunkeness, what is sadder is that these girls had Demi Moore for a mom, yet every single one of them ended up looking like Bruce Willis.

" He calls it his "Bang Box," and brings it with him when he is out drinking with friends. (In my fantasy world, this box definitely exists and it plays "Your Body Is a Wonderland" when opened)."~ Just the best thing I've read all week.

Kylie's is actually more offensive to me.

Me and Oprah are like...

Erin, Great job getting this out prior to the pro-Terry piece is published by New York magazine.

I have, but oddly when I saw the words Florida, missile, Crystal and Meth(eny) in close proximity, my subconscious brain decided that, based on context, the Pat Metheny Group were in no way relevant to whatever is going on here.

I am a night owl who requires a full 8 hours of sleep. This means that I haven't gotten to work on time in 10 years. Anyone else in favor of a 10am to 7pm work day?

I was going to say the exact same thing. I feel like the sooner I go to bed the sooner morning will come and I have to go back to that hell hole.

Morning people propaganda. Not falling for it.

When, my partner is out of town, I regularly drink a bottle of wine and sing loudly to 90s music videos into the middle of the night - well past my intended bedtime. That's totally normally, right?

Everyone looks better when they're standing next to mahhhble columns.

I automatically assumed South Carolina. Sorry.

Something old, something new...oozing mucous, puddles of goo...

The more perfect you present, the sicker your secrets.

I think it's pretty shitty of someone (famous or not) to just stand their while their sister assaults their husband. It's even shittier to continue this passive aggressive tirade on the internet. Is this not considered a form of domestic violence? Oh but it's ok since Beyonce is involved.