He really paid his dues when it was time to work the cooz?

This is a silly co., sis.

The correct response is pantomiming masturbation, sir.

Maybe you'd like the YA obscenity 'Wonder Years' novel I wrote, April's Fools?

He needs to be criticized by the vice president and come back swinging. He needs help, Murphy Brown style.

In the Biblical sense?

'Tis said that the guitar you'll often see him playing (Old Black) is so nasty that you have to be Neil Young to make it sound good, and he's been rocking it for decades.

Do you know about rustradio.com, ese? All concerts, all the time.

Suppose that was "jay" as in "joint" and "bob" as in "…on knob"…

per-….fict?

The best punchline is also true, ese.

Anyone who is familiar with literature knows that vocabulary shit. Step it up, Petrille.

And get the Dalkey Archive edition — it includes annotations from the '60s (?) that point out a lot of what Melville thought should've been obvious.

If you want to make trouble, note the pro-Dickens' point and then add "But then, he was looking for sales…"

This is the same God who says "Love me or you'll suffer forever," of course.

'The Odyssey' illustrates this pretty well.

Is that where they got 'People Under the Stairs'?

True — they cast Danny Trejo 'cause he's so goddamn sexy.

Edison and I used to listen to cylinders and smoke a little herb while watching your great-great-grandmother 'bating.

I've recently moved to just outside Minneapolis, Jose, and have found that the trick is to stop at Mexican bakeries — they have motherfucker pastries in stock.