Wasnt everybody doing that in 2002? I mean with 9/11 and everything....?

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

Like you? Who apparently can’t handle people who don’t agree with you.

Probably in the minority here, but I think it’s fair for an athlete not to want to take part in someone else’s political speech - not wearing the jersey isn’t that different than not wanting to stand for the anthem. This isn’t a private team, it’s the USWNT, for all intents and purposes an arm of the state.

People can bitch about not “resorting to violence” but part of making the world a nicer place for marginalized people is shutting up racists and other assholes. Punching Richard Spencer in the face, tossing drinks at Tomi Lahren, these aren’t just things that give me a warm fuzzy, they’re laudable actions that…

If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

Why is no one else talking about how the deceased guy turned and ran when his friend was being attacked?!

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

She stayed with him because she’s a greedy fucking monster. Let’s not pretend that the women who married into this disgusting family are victims. They haven’t always only known what we all know - they’ve always known MORE.

Just off the top of my head, with half a million you could pay all of the players on MSU’s Men’s basketball team $45,000 a year and still have enough left over to buy everyone drinks after every game of the season

The most NFL thing I’ve ever seen on Wikipedia (from Heinicke’s page):

...How? She’s basically invisible until she’s within 20ft of a car on a 45MPH road. There’s no way in hell it’s stopping in time, and I’m not sure if it’s able to “panic swerve” around her in time.

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

Wiseau serious?

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

You’re such a brave hero for pointing out that nothing happened to a man who was never charged with a crime and settled a lawsuit.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or