Because it sounds like something from and actual F&F script?

It was her interpretation of what the cars would say, and there are quite a few cars destroyed in one of these movies, but I’m willing to bet that not very many cars die while filming scenes where the car isn’t supposed to die.

I know, right? She should have used the subjunctive. It should have read “...as if this were our last.”

"If you're shouting racist abuse at nine-year-olds, you are truly one of the worst human beings in the world"

I guess the GM felt differently and is rebuilding and shedding salary. Kimbrel, at his price, is probably a luxury a rebuilding team doesn’t need and the Braves were able to get rid of Upton’s horrible contract. They get Quentin and Maybin at the same cost as Upton this year, then Quentin’s a free agent and Maybin can…

He was born there and still lives there.

Shyam Das was fired because his ruling in the Braun matter was legally unsupportable, to the point of being laughable.

How fragile is your ego to engage a drunk NBA fan on a post about Yasiel Puig? News flash — nobody cares which baseball players you want to watch

Name one player on the Knicks you’d rather have than Nerlens Noel. I’ll wait.

You can’t spend the entire NBA season criticizing the Knicks and the Sixers for shutting down their superstars, while simultaneously bemoaning the “baseball gods” for a completely preventable injury — to a superstar — in a preseason game.

In the last hour, his eye has been pulled over by Boston cops three times already.

In fairness to Nick Saban, his idea of somebody being a good person begins and ends with if they're a good football player. So to him, the guy is still a good person.

and are we just going to ignore the fact that there is a well-known Yahoo hoops blog called "Ball Don't Lie"? Oh, we are? cool.

"The Browns were kind of a mess by year's end"

Can we stop saying "all the way to Providence" when it's a 10 minute ride?

vs. Wisconsin in the Final.

So...... Wisconsin makes it to the Final Four, and there hasn't been a single word written about it on this site. Yet all three other teams get a post up immediately after their wins... and three posts from the Duke-Gonzaga game alone.

$77.5 million. Never lived there. Another of his homes, plural. But remember, kids, taxing the rich is bad for the country. Somehow.

Keep selling that, friendo. No one's buying.