Because that's something mayors have the power to do.

That would the team in a tough spot. Then they might have to go play their home games at a brand new 105,000 seat stadium named after their team in Arlington.

Cowboys play in Arlington, which is 15+ miles West of Dallas, so there goes that idea.

You know what? Don't swat the ball away and take any chances and it wouldn't matter.

I was watching live at work, and that was probably the hardest I've ever had to to try and suppress an enormous, bellowing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!"

"We'll call out other media outlets for fucking up but won't address our own fuck ups"

Yup. I'm not letting that shit go either.

amazing comment. I'm still waiting on deadspin's public admittance and apology for confusing Kenny smith for greg anothing so I love that your rep bringing it up when they clearly want to pretend it never happened.

Why is Greg Anthony on the panel?

While we're on the subject of people leaving lucrative jobs when others could easily replace them, why don't YOU fucking quit, Mike Florio.

If he didn't actually rape her he should sue, he may or may not be a dirtbag who beat his fiance, but if he's falsely accused of rape he needs to sue. All people who claim to be falsely accused of rape need to counter sue there's no reason not to if my brother was accused of rape and it turns out the person lied I'd…

If a union can't protect the right of a guy to beat his wife or kids and still make millions, what's a union for? Good choice, meatheads.

Less than half the teams in the NBA try to win every night. That is a fact. You can't hide from that. The league used to cater to fans but now they cater to the over all value of the league. I live in Philly. Its sickening what they have done to the Sixers. I used to watch games with my grandfather and we would talk…

I could be wrong but I always feel like the people who trash talk 90s NBA basketball didn't actually watch 90s NBA basketball (because they're too young) and are making second/third-hand judgments.

I'm not really sure I understand this hilarious new meme on Deadspin about how the current NBA is enjoyable and 90s NBA wasn't.

I am torn between my hatred of old people and my hatred of Deadspin's NBA coverage so I will just push on this story.

Coming from a household of professional musicians, we agreed she was the best singer in Into the Woods.

What is/are peoples' problems?

"Whatever works."

No Alanis fans here tonight? Eh, fuck it.

Say what you will about Madonna being an insufferable attention-hungry inconsiderate and self obsessed moron, bitch is living her best life.