I used to work at (unnamed media conglomerate) in the TV studio where all of the associated websites came to film their filmy things. Ms. Leathers came in to shoot promo stuff for one of the *mens* websites right after she had filmed her masturbation porno- post Wiener drama.

Yes, yes. We can now all stop assuming that Chip Kelly has any idea what's he's doing.

Yes, yes. A thousand times yes. Annoying as fuck soccer snob. We all know the flaws of MLS. We get it. Tell us something we don't know. Till then, stfu or find something else to write about.

it is pretty childish at times.

you do realize this is the same halfwit "journalist" who said barca are a complete disaster in a year where they sit first in La Liga, manhandled the 2nd best team in the BPL and are alive for a double or treble. Wouldnt take him seriously it's clearly a troll/parody account.

You are so fucking annoying about MLS.

As someone who lives in Barcelona and knows zero Catalan, I would say this place is very Spanish.

No, I'm pretty sure it's "Cheetos never prosper."

This guy has been a clown for at least 20 years.

Calm down Keith Olberman.

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

Pace has made it clear that this team needed to be nuked from space. The cap inflexibility paired with a lack of depth at virtually all positions indicates that you as a fan shouldn't worry about next year. This is a time for rebuilding, and Pace has done an amazing job in his first few months.

Furthermore, Marshall…

They don't have depth anywhere else either so me thinks they would have sucked balls this year anyway. Marshall was a bad guy and a pretty good manipulator of people to make the public at large think otherwise. There is a reason this will be the fourth team in a highly productive career.

Really not even going to say my bad?

Nobody, dummy. Deadspin is allowed to point out the shortcomings of others, not the other way around.

bahaha. Typical example of Deadspin "reporting" shtick. Don't even known who their reporting on, and then change the article without citation...

Which website identifies Deadspin's racist fuck ups the same way Deadspin does to ESPN, CBS, Fox... ? Who watches the Marchman?

Lol black people. They all look alike, don't they!?

No big deal! But I do see that you've changed the file from "Greg Anthony" to "March Madness" and in the interest of transparency, there should at least be comment about that.

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