Have you checked to see if you've recently become older?

I'm not that old but you can take your motherfucking raw fish and shove it up your ass while you twerk to the latest shit-bomb that is considered a "hit song" these days.

Stereotype much, Drew?

I'm not sure why they are putting liquid butter on a sandwich anyway. But, you gotta admit that in the grand scheme of things, they could have done way worse things to the inside of a sandwich that they served to a customer.

Going to Europe

Is this the 'Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Minnesota Vikings' article?

The set up for this story is wrong. I'm 25 and if some asshole teenager intentionally put a swastika in my sandwich I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

Dungeness and Softshell are better, but Snow is still better than no crab.

Jameis, is that you?

They do have loads of time on their hands and a slightly better education.

Wut.

Hi datsthetruth,

Drunkenly slapping your wife back after she drunkenly slapped you doesn't sound like domestic abuse. Or at least it sounds like two parties both engaging in domestic abuse.

Ray Rice's case was not domestic abuse. Max Kellerman's story was not domestic abuse.

1st rule Max. You do not talk about fight club.

So let me get this straight, Stephen A Smith says something inappropriate tries to explain what he meant, is forced to apologize but gets suspended. Max Kellerman opens up about a personal topic that details his own role in domestic violence gets suspended. Neither man really broke any outlined or detailed rule that…

Sorry but on certain topics, boxing and baseball, Kellerman is on point. Skip Bayless is rarely correct on any subject.

Kellerman was great on Friday Night Fights because he knew the subject material better than most. I enjoy listening to him when he talks about boxing. Other sports, nah.

"On Friday, ESPN suspended Kellerman, but not because he admitted to hitting his partner. He was suspended because ESPN higher-ups wanted to avoid this kind of discussion on the air, and specifically told on-air talent to tread carefully."

Nelfi Zapata did the exact same thing in Portland, ME. He plays for Binghamton, asked for the bat and he gave it to me for a handful of BBQ chips haha