Fair point, paleskin.

I got 3rd degrees burns from this TAEK

Yeah, I know. You aren't going to be happy unless the victim has a complete breakdown.

1. You need to state "allegedly" in your first sentence as they haven't been convicted.

+1 Mutombo finger wag

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A COMMENT ON A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN LEARNED HOW TO MAKE $633 AN HOUR WORKING FROM HOME

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

For a few years now, my internet buddies and I have been trolling Philadelphia radio guy Howard Eskin (51k followers), constantly asking him if it's really him on twitter. Even though he's verified, we were still skeptical. We needed confirmation.

Not a sports personality, but I got banned from commenting or liking any of ESPN's posts on Facebook. Once upon a time last year they posted a link to a video of the Canucks Flames brawl (I think) And I posted this meme just because I was annoyed that ESPN would only cover a hockey fight and never anything else. I got…

Hulk Hogan, you can go to hell.

I was a freshmen at Notre Dame when our football team went on a miraculous run leading to an undefeated season. We had settled to watch the SEC title game between Georgia and Alabama desperately hoping Georgia would pull off the upset when Lolo Jones tweeted something along the lines of preemptively congratulating…

Adrian Dater blocked me. I think it was because I edited something Tom wrote: http://deadspin.com/5917531/idiot-…

Simmons blocked me because he tweeted about the Bruins and I called him out for being a fair-weather fan.....which he is. I despise that insufferable bastard

Btw, your username made me laugh!

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

I would continually do manual RT's on Prisco with stupid filler like "HOT TAKE COMIN' ATCHA" when he would do his asinine understatements like "Billy Donovan is a pretty good coach derp derp derp." Well, he called me an idiot about 15 times, and a number of the DS commentariat would chime in on the thread and he…

Over/under 65% of the responses being about Bomani Jones.

Bomani Jones blocked me because I called him out over a racial comment after he talked about how much he hates race baiting a few minutes prior.