The whole incident started at the door where the bouncers had to explain to Broncos safety what a cover was.

Thanks for the insight into this piece. King blocked me on Twitter so being able to read this first with your commentary made it 1,000 times more amusing...at least I think it does.

Well, the point of the article was basically that Dalton is not good, and that giving him a long term deal might not be a great idea, while it's true he didn't have all the details, the deal is still basically what Barnwell was advising against

I love how people assume Tiger is the only one that drops F-bombs out there. They all do, it's just that not many other players have a mic in their face for their entire round like Tiger. I've been to a few PGA events in person and these guys are no different than anyone else when they hit bad shots.

Love it. More deadspin racism. Tiger is a creepy sociopath but here's Sean to defend him!!

Not you

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

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that guy who posted about cocaine the other day actually ended ho being right.

How do you keep doing it? Delivering suck gems day after day. +1

This isn't really a surprise. I've been a Celtics season ticket holder for 20 years, and according to the guys in my section every NBA referee is gay.

Have you been on Deadspin before (i.e. read their thoughts on the commish)? The title was a tease to get readers and at the same a dig at the NFL. I'm not an NFL apologist, far from it, but insinuations are what they are, and no "journalistic principle" changes that.

Well written, but I think your title is unfair in that it insinuates that the NFL condones striking her rather than mitigating the suspension due to the facts of the case. I get your title is a better tease though.

Is it all about "Manny's outrageous arm"?, or more about Albert running like a special olympian with a pulled hammy?

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Whether the effects are real or imagined, that coconut water fixes my hangovers (along with advil) better than any other beverage I have tried to date.

His off season participation in a surgical mission to fix 185 Sudanese children's cleft palates deserves a shout out.

You can put it on the bad-opinion boooooaaaaard......yesss!

I would say Pennington and Culpepper count. They had tangible success in the NFL that didn't involve divine intervention.

He's a drunk AND a doper. Probably simultaneously in many cases. Of course, if he happens to take out a school bus, everyone will be, "Like, oh my god, why didn't the NFL do something about this person, they KNEW he was a substance abuser." Then where will all the apologists be.