Are you sure? Because this one guy on the internet said he paid off his mortgage in like 11 years. It seems like everyone should probably just do this because it is so practical and realistic for most home owners.

Meh, if you live in a reasonable market, sure. But if you are someplace where real estate prices are now exploding, and could just as easily crash in the next 5-10 years, you are better off staying liquid, getting an affordable apartment and making other shrewd investments. You pay more in interest and other…

That makes much more sense, not sure where he would have been running to all the way up by Kells and White Horse. I'll just never forget him poking his finger in my chest and asking me why I called him a fag. That was scary!

It was actually in Cleveland Circle - and it started at a house party we had just left. He passed us in a full sprint just up the hill from Roggies heading towards Comm Ave. screaming like a mofo.

I believe the bar in question was the Kells if memory recalls this correctly. And the beer dumping incident happened at Mary Anne's...because of course it did

Lots of people hate on him for being a virgin christian (because he's a hero to a lot of crazy people), instead of the perfectly reasonable fact that he was a bad QB.

Unrelated to the Funbag but Q-Dog passed me while running from the cops during said incident. He was screaming at the top of his lungs: "The law is after me! The law is after me!" Not the best way to give them the slip, but he spoke the truth.

Woo, yeah. My first thought too. I was thinking this must be a date early in the relationship, right? But then I looked back and saw, yup, fiance.

I don't think viewers would go apeshit if a Muslim prayed after TDs. Look at all the other stupid shit players do. I think a lot of liberals who gave Tebow grief would have to face their own hypocrisy though.

This is good news for Angels fans, after a spending spree that secured the Halos the 2013 World Series.

it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

Very true.

Reminds me of that incident from the Talk when Sharon Osborne and the entire audience were gleefully ecstatic at a news story of a psychotic woman who drugged her husband then cut off his penis then threw in into the garbage disposal, after he asked her for a divorce. For some twisted reason, it's socially acceptable…

Yes, Rik is a troll, but also, MoGlo fucked up and I don't think you're really helping us out here by accusing anyone who talks about women's violence against men of being a troll. It mostly ends up proving that actually, feminists totally do not give a shit about domestic violence if it isn't male-on-female.

It pissed me off when they do things like this. It's not funny. The woman murder someone. He was someone kid, friend, brother... Show some respect.

I love how this article pokes fun at the domestic homicide...I'm sure if the husband had killed the wife this author would have kept the same tone right?

Pretty poor taste for all those EMTs to wear "Surprise" shirts. How did they even get them made so fast?!

The hostess and the waitress whose biggest concern is probably beer money for the weekend and what stroke to use when giving their dumb ass boyfriends a handjob later can both go fuck themselves. Im an adult and I want to sit by the window.

The proper way us real people are using Skype or Facetime or Google+, is having a callroom full of friends with the camera pointing to whatever each individual is watching; the game, Caddyshack, their Madden season. There's a lot of silence, but it's like that when you hang out anyway. This way everyone does what…