You know why. Please don’t make us go over this again. 

He wasn’t sweating, that was fluid cooling for his personal bitcoin mining rig.

He kept telling his mom about the plan. It really made his mother bored.

It’s literally a literal man literally controlling a literal woman. She could literally die from not literally using the suit she literally knew would save her if the man didn’t “allow” her.

I feel like you’re not really encapsulating the problem people had with Adam. It was a Metroid game where you weren’t exploring and collecting powerups along the way, instead starting the game (at least narratively) as if you already had them, but you could only use them when your commanding officer allowed you to use…

Not to mention that some icons would change when you attempted to delete them. Like, the character would suddenly frantically wave their arms at the player being like “don’t delete meeeee....”

Shout out to the Miror B. battle music from Pokemon Colosseum:

100%

I think you're waiting for Nintendo Lab-ia.

Making decisions is gameplay, you tedious cretin. And I don’t have the patience to correct your kneejerk dumbshittery regarding other countries you couldn’t find on a map if your life depended on it. 

No orbit will be high enough when they RISE UP

There is nothing more criminal than wanting to look at the secondary sexual characteristics of the opposite sex. Its so god damned problematic. Could you imagine the violence that could result from a straight, probably white man looking at this 3d model? Im sorry, i have to vomit now. 

eat ya damn pasta, drake, quit fuckin with it

I-HAVE-GRAN-TED-KIDS-TO-HELL

I thought that was to pay respects.

All I’m saying is that I am not on the man’s jury and I am not his judge, so I have no obligation to give him the benefit of the doubt. I think if a person is charged with numerous rapes mere days after he is arrested for breaking and entering it is really not a stretch to see what has happened there. All these…

I have enjoyed many of a hit it and quit it, there’s nothing wrong with no strings attached but for the LOVE OF BEERUS make sure the other parties KNOW that’s what it is.

I like the reminders.

Hatfright

Are we doing this? Because if we’re doing this then we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room: