Do they let you pick a skin colour this time around, or are we all cursed to default whiteness once again?

Ugh! If only there was some other way to find out what people think about Destiny 2 on the internet.

Brilliant format - you totally made a full meal out of what could have been an otherwise standard review. Great stuff.

Man, this game really looks like shit without particle effects.

Major concerns for all the folks who want sexy, fuckable roommates they can ogle - don’t scam on your flatmates! You’re gonna blow up your living situation, and then you’re gonna find yourself trying to craigslist up a stranger so you can make next month’s rent. It’s a bad scene.

The correct answer is this lil’ guy. Literally his entire gig is being civically minded, decorating spaces, and paying his rent.

Nintendo did what Nintendon’t.

LET’S GOOOO

Looks more like Earthbound meets Deadly Premonition if ya ask me!

Aww, I thought this one was kind of sweet.

I mean I dunno I guess maybe you might want to check out Horse God Bridge I dunno maybe that’d be a good place for you to go I dunno if you wanted to, it’s probably not relevant or nothing who knows

i was very fond of my beautiful turquoise mare, angelhead, but when my white stallion, quadriped, came along she was effectively benched. i wish there was a good reason to keep the lesser ponies around. maybe it would have been cool to let them hang out at my house in hateno, or in tarrey town?

Also you forgot to mention Bolson who is not a minor detail but in fact the best part of the game and I love him.

I don’t have any particular memorable DnD characters, but my Shadowrun toon has always stayed with me. She was a siberian tiger named Kali who could take the form of a woman, with adept super-jumping abilities. She had six legs in tiger mode, and four arms as a human. One time, she escaped from a collapsing…

I want the Nintendo PR response job.

Should we just be treating No Man’s Sky as an Early Access game? I feel like that might be the way to make the most sense of it.

Yeah, serious parental abuse themes there - some implied sexual abuse too. A very close friend of mine is a HUGE pokemon fan, and also the victim of some super tragic bad mom stuff and I’ll be really interested to ask her about her experiences with Lusamine.

i guess u’d just zoom it way out and like have a regular sized wailord and a super teensy sized meowth duking it out

would the 3ds be capable of rendering an appropriately sized wailord in-engine without everything looking like a framey pile of garbage?

speaking as a man who has to buy the large-style condoms, i can tell u all without any doubts that -no one behind the counter is impressed and nobody gives a fuck at all what you are buying for your own purposes-