I was gonna say that it was the giant ass ugly grill, the saggy spoiler jowls, and massive double chin, that it [and every other car right now] has. But it could be the thing you pointed out, too.

I was thinking, short-lived spinoff series about Knight Rider’s working-class cousin.

Honda played games with which years were affected 

Fucking Donatello. Lazy slacker.

My 2010 subaru knows if there’s a bag of groceries or a human in the pax seat. The sensors for the airbag controls are butt-sensitive. How do they enable/disable airbags without seat sensors? I can’t believe there’s no seat sensor, but I can believe that the autopilot software doesn’t read it for whatever reason. At…

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My current car has the switch designed in such a way that you can’t leave it in the off position, which I think is fantastic attention to detail. It’s on the turn signal stalk and you have to twist it down to go from auto to off, but it re-centers at auto, meaning the next time you turn on the car it’ll be back to…

...and now Silverado guy is both literally and figuratively upside down in that truck.

Automatic headlights AND synchronization of the exterior lights and the windshield wipers.

At some point “reasonable accommodations” will include letting blind people do precise steering of large craft. We knew this back in 1987.

You know what I like to do sometimes Katie? Treat myself to a nice little spa day. I head over to the nail place, and drop $50 on a pedicure with the full scrub, the wax bags, everything. They even do that thing where they take a cheese grater to my feet. It’s gross but it feels amazing.

Slightly related, but I’ve come closer to dying as a result of small white SUVs than almost any other type of vehicle on the road. 

Nissan is such shit, that even all of these “new” models that they are rolling out are just re-skins of very old cars. OOOOOoooo the new 400z is going to have... and engine that has been available in Infinitis for years. Ooooo the Frontier has.... a powertrain that was introduced in the last Frontier which shared all…

“colorful crossovers” was definitely the ad agency making the best of what they had to work with.

Yeah, but.... no. I mean, who pays the personal property taxes on it? Who is responsible for maintaining it? Should it be used in a harmful way, say in a crime or someone injures themselves on it, who is responsible for it? I don’t think “the bank owns it” is as cut and dried as we’d like.

Damn, wonder how many PalmPilots and VCRs were sold in the same quarter.  

“I’m sorry, but your Ferrari’s policy specifically excludes damage that happens on a track.”

They are always up unless it is to let someone pass.

The kids today are so CUTE thinking the number of doors has anything to do with whether a car is a coupe or a sedan. It just makes them seem ignorant of automotive history.

Rob,