My wife and I briefly thought about having a gender reveal party where the inside of the cake would be rainbow and we’d announce the gender by saying “WHO THE FUCK CARES, HONESTLY?!” but then the pandemic happened and also even that kind of gender reveal party is a stupid waste of money, so...

Dear Penthouse: It was a hot day in the summer. The mechanic’s blue shirt was unbuttoned an extra notch, showing glistening chest hair. His hands were the rough, strong hands of a working man as they shook mine and I looked into his grey eyes, steely as the tools he wielded.

Well I had been going to this mechanic for years and thought he was pretty solid. A lot of other people went there too, but after awhile his work went downhill. It was gradual so it took awhile to realize the reason I was going was to talk to the other customers in the waiting room. In the end we realized he was just…

“This is why you never see a poor person with a lot of money” - Amy Wong

NOT going to reward some guy for being first in line. I’ve already seen one or two in the wild and know that a few more months of waiting, the supply will be adequate to meet the demand. That said, some idiot with more money than brains will scoop it up . . . and a year from now will be trying to sell it for what he…

Let me go log in to other browsers so I can click on this article again and again. These articles are what deserve the clicks.

Rob’s just fucking with us now.

Really?? Oh man, They are gonna be so disappointed when they find out the Supra 100% feels like a BMW...

“Of course it has a numbered plaque” then points to the vin plate.

...requiring a double payment at the end of the loan if the last payment is lower than the regular payment amount.

ND. I’d rather spend a few $ extra and get the 1800. EFI, better looks, better handling

One of my brothers has a Gold Wing and annually takes it from Texas to Sturgis (riding, not hauling it the whole way). If you take long trips and want to be fairly comfortable, you could do a lot worse. Not my cup of tea but I can see and appreciate it for what it is.  NP

I can find similar vintage Goldwings for less all day long. This thing is a ND. You might miss out on the color matched helmets that are too old to use, though.

ND. Hondas are generally bulletproof, but Gold Wings are notoriously difficult to work on. If the starter motor goes, you have to tear apart the entire bike.

I’m willing to be their Duke of ‘Treat Everyone the Way You’d Like to be Treated’, if the position is open.

What’s next, an inclusion emperor? A justice sultan? How many figurehead monarchs do they need? 

...what is the best “sporty” sedan for a young professional who wants a luxury car without the hassles?

It seems like any “operating in reverse” rule should come up against “blocking traffic for a half hour and delaying your route” rules.

Van out there proving to everyone you can live up to your idols