Automatic star for the Hamsterdam reference.

Zing!

What is wrong with those people over there?

So what is his deal with Michelle Obama?  Naw man, I can’t hang with you thinking (and SAYING) stuff like that.  If we can’t hold our own folks accountable while holding everyone else to a higher standard, “we” are no better than “them”.

Please keep us posed if any of your coworkers reads this. I have nothing but sheep in my office so I doubt they would notice it.

Is it wrong if I print this and post it in the office restrooms?  Too late.  I hear the printer warming up now...

Herpes Cleancrotch™ seat covers that GM was offering on Trans Ams and Camaros in the mid-1970s

I swear to God I just emptied the mag!

COME ON DOWN for our CoronaVirus special!!! No Money Down and drive away today. Our deals are crazier than our sales people!

Clinton claims that his tryst with Lewinsky during his time in office was one of the “things I did to manage my anxieties.”

I’m actually mad that you got Uncle MeatFeet’s name wrong all these years. He earned that name (not sure how but I’m curious) and you did him wrong by shortening it. I think Marlo Stanfield said it best...

When the MeeMaws and PeePaws of the people for whom ‘tongues’ counts as a language credit...

It was the best they could do seeing as how they couldn’t make a logo that resembled something like this when your warranty is up...

Daimler is looking at Mercedes-Benz and seeing fat, apparently, as the company board is now pushing for cost-cutting that may see multiple model trims and even entire model lines axed soon....

I’m pretty sure Symone Sanders graduated from the Dora Milaje School of Wishing a Motherfucker Would

Yikes, I know that scenario well. Never spilled more than a few drops but I can see where there can be an incident.

“he felt comfortable around black people because he grew up on a dairy farm where his family employed four black families.”

Later on...