Hill added that Obama has no intention of endorsing anyone in the Democratic presidential primary as he’s got several friends running for office.

This is an Onion article, right? Please tell me it is. Nothing makes sense to me anymore. 

“We’re launching very, very expensive products....

Strawberry Twizzlers are the only ones I recognize.  Tried cherry once and nope, not even remotely the same.  You can keep that and all those other nasty flavors.

“White guys call it Red Vines, black people call it Twizzlers.”

You get pee EVERYWHERE!

USS Auctions sell cars to both domestic and foreign buyers, with over 10 locations across Japan. The biggest of these is the USS Noda location.

Wants the Space Force headquarters in Alabama. Although this sounds like a good thing, this means Alabamians will be forced to accept the liberal agenda that includes science and math.

Fun fact: this dude got his identity stolen 3 times after this and LifeLock only caught it once.  Proving that it is not wise to challenge criminals.

“But He Was About To Buy NBC, Tho”

I hope that he hires former Sheriff David Clarke because I can’t get enough of Clarke and his dumb-ass sheriff-looking hat.

The real question. Who are THESE people?

It is all in how you smoke it......so I’m told.

Um...I need to know what the big red button does.  This article is incomplete without that info...

Or drive legally outside of your state!

What about the fact that you are not allowed to legally drive with your current license outside of your state after that date without the Real-ID?

What happens to HSV?