Since we are digging up Carroll from the grave and opening his casket, I’m hitting up my local junkya......um, retired car storage facility and bringing back a few of the classics as a tribute car. A few bottles of ArmorAll tire shine with some hood/windshield graphics and a little wax should easily net me $100k for…

Show me the Carfax and I will consider it. Wife said she is packing up the kids and moving back with my mother-in-law if I make one more questionable purchase.  I’m sure she will be happy with this as soon as I explain it.

Can we skip the vote and just get an early jump on the 3-day weekend? Obvious NP is obvious.

2. More pineapple juice please...

With regards to... = You must be on the spectrum.  I feel bad for your parents.

To Whom It May Concern. = If you ain’t got nothing to do with this, you better leave now cause it’s about to get ugly....or go get popcorn.

I will let the wife, er um, my friend know.

These are our generation’s K-cars.  They are printing money for FCA.

If you want the Competition model with 25 extra horses, it’ll cost you $143,995

I bet Burnett Apple Vodka was in the top 5 on your guy’s spreadsheet. That cheap stuff is like taking the express lane to Drunkville and you will feel like hell on the commute back.

Good call. I have to replace it with something or dad will notice an empty tape in the library under the VCR.

Good thing I didn’t furnish my house with anything from Bob’s Furniture. Like most cheap furniture, the longer you sit, the more uncomfortable you get.

Ejects old VHS tape of “Debbie Does Accounting” and throws it away....

To old wineos, MD20/20 is liquid gold when you want to get drunk quickly and time is of the essence all while not caring how crappy you will feel afterwards.  Not that I know anything about that stuff.

Acura TL owner here and can relate. A1 and B2 are similar in the fact that both are oil changes and one is to replace the air filter as opposed to just check it. I used to bug me but since I check everything and replace what’s needed when I change my oil anyway, I just reset it and keep it moving.

I was thinking about this earlier and I figured I would come out of my Kinja semi-retirement to post my thoughts.

I’ll take a base C8 ‘Vette and keep the change...

Harbor Freight sells a pneumatic bleeder that hooks to your air compressor. Made my life so much easier the last time I replaced a stuck caliper some months ago.

Carry on...

My ex used to do that. Not saying that is why we split but I am saying I’m glad that is one of the things I don’t have to deal with anymore.