I say toronTOE, heheheh

she was definitely the most qualified candidate we’d ever had running for president...

You can close the comments section now because this gif encompasses it all.

You just came up with the perfect reboot for Groundhog Day. I would sign on to be a stuntman for the guy who loses his shirt for taking on way more debt with student loans than he can afford. Let’s just say that I have already been doing some “role research” for the part.

The large sites (cars.com, autotrader (kbb’s parent), cargurus) only do enough to not get in trouble!

Exactly.  This has been going on for as long as there have been car commercials.  It’s called fine print for a reason.

The question is: How many boyfriends have her and “Brad” been through together?  This girl gets around...

You have a newsletter I would like to subscribe to... 

Evelyn Suggs told Fox 17 News “I’m not selling nothing!”

Hello Pot, I would like to introduce you to Kettle.  I think you two have something in common ...

The woman was perplexed why no one knocked on her door—the house with the Southern symbol for racism and a historical reenactment of a lynching—and said she simply forgot to take the decoration down after Halloween...

Yep, I got that same class as a kid. We looked like idiots “skipping to my lou” and “do-si-do’ing” at the age of 12. I remember thinking they were trying to take our rhythm away and have us looking like this.

As soon as I heard about this story, I knew she would have words about it. My thoughts...

That’s also why I didn’t include the thousands of black inventors who were denied patents.

Absolutely. No. Words.

You want folks out of your way, get this horn and the entire road will be yours.

To top it off, the geriatric shitpig was on base for all of 45 minutes.

I was told to tell you that Large Marge sent me...

Dude, sounds like we were separated at MEPS. I was able to avoid a Captain’s Mast or two. So much so that guys would call me Teflon because I was so slippery, lol.  Lucky is more like it.  I got out after 8 when it stopped being fun and now I get to do it all over again with the VA.  Lucky me...

I see what you did with that last statement.