$20 says he added those straight pipes to piss off the neighbors. $50 says he has some sort of hearing loss after riding around like that. Heck, my ears are ringing just looking at those pictures.

I’m at the point now to where I tell people if they really want to thank me for my service, make your elected officials un-fuck the VA. It is just easier to throw a yellow ribbon sticker on the back of your car or dress up in a green cami colored hoddie of your favorite team to support the troops.

Having been inverted in a rotary wing aircraft a few times while in the military, I can say without a doubt that it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I’ve had......until I realized how close I was to dying.  Even still, I want to get my pilot’s licence.

*frantically checks Amazon and ebay for this*

This guy is cooler in one afternoon than that other dude in his whole entire life.

If that happens to me, in addition to the new airbag, I will need a new pair of shorts and a new driver’s seat while you are at it.  Not enough Woolite/Resolve out there to clean the unintended evac...

since the Hemi gets shitty mileage...

LS guy here - The Ford with the Coyote 5 liter makes power more efficiently than the 6.2 and you won’t get sick every time you look in your driveway.  Although I have heard some of the Ford guys having transmission issues with the 10-speed so there is that.  You might get lucky and get a trouble-free one or just get…

Doesn’t get much easier to work on than a Honda engine. Other than the scheduled timing belt/ water pump replacement, most everything else can be done in your driveway.

Throwing away (already purchased) overpriced coolers for not overtly supporting your right to own a bazooka.  Don’t forget about that.    

Yeah, I could get with this.  NP

He has some good advice from a mechanic’s perspective but most of what he says is mainly for entertainment.

It’s not immediately clear what potential criminal charges the person could face if caught that would sufficiently capture the degree of ire he has garnered from straphangers.

At this point, I’m convinced we are doing most of Skynet’s work for it.  I guess the Terminators won’t have to work so hard at wiping us out.

**makes bumper sticker...*

It means I got to sit with the folks who could afford a plane ticket, but also think that they should be able to afford a more expensive plane ticket or an upgrade, so their behavior comports to that fantasy as opposed to the reality that sitting in seat 39B.

Nail, meet hammer...

I’m not going to lie. I got a hit of Chevy Impala from the front when I first saw it. I doubt that is what VW was going for.  Other than that, seems like a solid commuter.