That thing is going to bite the shit out of him and it will be all his fault.  Robo-pitbull

You stole this from me.  I’m calling the cops just as soon as I hit replay.

*reads post and checks for errors but can’t find any...*

I’m honestly torn on her. I like what she stands for and how she clearly articulates her position better than any other candidate I’ve heard from in a while. The reason I don’t want her to run is selfish. I saw what they did to 44 and how they drug Michelle in the mud for absolutely nothing and I’m scared of what…

This just goes to show that Twitter has select enforcement of the “rules”. I’ve known people to have accounts get suspended for far less but hey, it is all just implied death threats, right?  No harm there.    /s

I never get tired of seeing Mos Def as “that uncle”.

Me and my cars are introverts. We see no reason chat it up with the people next to us at the light. Head and eyes forward and wait for the green, buddy.

60 Minutes had a show on the Chinese electric vehicle market a few weeks ago and my first thought was “Are they going to have the demand to sell all of those vehicles?!?!” The motor vehicle industry is precarious during the best of times here in the US and not knowing a ton about the market overseas, I can’t imagine…

I know someone that has a Versa and it looks as sad in person as it does in the pictures. I would take a Dodge Avenger (blah) or Nitro (ugh) before I drive a Versa. Scratch that - all of those vehicles are horrible.  Anyone have the city bus schedule handy?

As long as I don’t have to put it together. There have been plenty of times my world domination plans have been foiled all because I had to assemble some Poäng armchair next to a Docksta table across from a dang Ektorp sofa.  You win this round IKEA!!!! 

Drifting in slides - cool.  Drifting in slides with socks on - fashion crime.

she offered to give me her old car. I’m not particularly fond of her 2002 Lexus...

To all my Evangelicals out there....Is this New Testament or Old Testament?  Asking since you guys love him so much.

Part of the supposed benefit of a carbon bed is also that you no longer need to get a spray-in bedliner....

The more I hear about the Model 3, the more I think it is some weird shell game with Elon Musk.

I disagree.  At least on a C-130, you knew what you were getting and those jumpseats were free  **relatively speaking, of course**

Kids, get used to seeing your Grandparents via Skype from now own. Grandparents, learn to use that iPad for more than just a paperweight if you want to see your darling grandkids because I be damned if I’m getting on a plane with a bunch of mouth breathers in those seats.

and because of bottlenecks at nearly every Potomac River crossing