Looking at the tread pattern - they look like the cheap type of tires you get packaged with fancy wheels at those rim shops. If that is the case, the sticker could say “From Mom” and I still wouldn’t touch them.

I can’t say I know the “correct” amount of space but I dang sure know when someone is violating it and I get very uneasy if you are all up in my space and I don’t know you. Case in point, every time I see this commercial, I want to punch a litter of newborn kittens.  Someone just tell the dude to GTF BACK!

The civilian on the other hand apparently parachuted to the runway below, injuring his back in the process.

I my friend’s case, it was more of a “feel good - hand holding” exercise for the delivery and it gave the saleslady a chance to explain features of the car that she didn’t get to during the test drive, i.e. seats reposition themselves and climate control adjustments based on key fobs 1 or 2. In addition to pairing her…

I’ve tried explaining this to folks I know but no one believes me.

Bill’s Rootin’ Tootin’ Auto Sales

Same here. Was with a friend recently that leased a ‘19 Acura MDX. Once the negotiation part was done (maybe an hour or so), it took another 2 1/2 hours to “prep” the car for delivery. Even after she filled out this preference sheet on how she wanted the electronic presets in the car configured, I wound up doing it…

Reading between the lines, it seemed like both BMW dealers found something troubling about the car and decided to cut it loose.

Three words - Honda Automatic Transmission.

The company had determined that their model names—Legend, Integra, Vigor, etc.—were crazily more recognizable than the parent Acura name. That was seen as detrimental to Acura’s long-term brand positioning goals and hence we got TL and CL and RSX and whatever else made little to no sense.

As of last September, golf cart rentals for Trump’s golf trips at his own U.S.-based golf clubs have cost $300,675 of taxpayer money, because at Trump’s clubs the Secret Service is required to rent those golf carts from Trump himself, thus enriching a president at taxpayer expense...

He could be saving them for the poor soul that would pay $14.5k for a 34 year old Bro Truck that on a good day, is worth maybe half the asking price. You pay that much, you are definitely getting screwed.

Damn, you beat me to it. I need faster Internet so I can post my jokes. My 56k dial-up modem is really holding me back.

Love can make us do a lot of crazy things.

I’m a cyclist and I stay OFF the roads and on bike paths as much as I can. I don’t want to be laid up in a hospital for weeks because some dude was having a “bad day” and wanted to take it out on me. No thanks.

Yeah, because the job of “Crazy Person in Political Office Sending Crazy Tweets” is already filled.

I can’t say on this one since it is for a specific buyer. Price sounds good but with that year, I don’t know. Are parts still available for a low production/survivor car like this? I can honestly say I’ve never seen something like this crossing the line at a Barrett-Jackson auction.

Sorry sir. I thought I was thinking in my head and not out loud. Please forgive me. **cough, cough LX platform cough** Allergy season...

Oh whew.  I thought I was in trouble there for a sec.

I asked the guy inside if he wanted to trade vehicles. Clearly unimpressed at my attempt at humor....