Ridley Scott in hooker boots? Wow!

Nude chess, with all buttholes gaped open, is the only solution here. 

“I had some pretty wild, trippy experiences from starving myself of sex and food at that time.”

Why is Electric Light Orchestra the arbiter of how good people are at chess?

Based on the header photo alone, and not reading the article, I’m going to believe that Matt Damon has an evil twin that specializes in cheating at chess.

I love when stuff like this is highlighted, because opening the creator menu in Dreams is to be assaulted with 90% janky "Sonic test level" creations 

Putt Putt>Freddie.

I watch “Ted Lasso.”

I’m not sure why anyone would think Splatoon 3 needs a wildly new experience. There’s no other game remotely like Splatoon on the market even after 7 years.

30 Seconds To Fuck Off To Mars?

Every week I click this, realize it’s a video, and then go to Game Informer instead.

“We don’t want him either.” -- Martians

As a game Xenoblade 3 is fantastic.  Skip the dialogue, the battle system is great.  The world is fun to explore.  The classes are fun and varied.  But the cringe... Oh my God the cringe.

ive been calling everyone bitch queens for a while now, i have no regrets.

I mean reportedly Chase was unbearable on the set of everything he’s ever done because he’s a notorious asshole.

Tom Bombadil "Forrest Gump's" his way through ten thousand years of Middle-Earth history.

Um, that “talent manager played by Rainn Wilson constantly sports a red bow tie and top hat”, is Dr. Demento. How could you not know that?

All Tom Bombadil, all the time.

Or send a young, blond, handsome but reckless undercover cop in to join their illegal street racing gangs and bring them down from the inside.

Don’t worry: there’s still The Drew Barrymore Show!