Pretty sure I’m just going to copy this link down somewhere and bring it up every time he posts one of his more ridiculous “Why buy a $20,000 Ford Fiesta when you can buy this one-off, handbuilt, non-running custom 928 instead?” posts....

"Had a customer come in a while back. Said her brakes were spongy. Here's what I found. Now I asked myself 'DID YOU NOT HEAR A GRINDING NOISE!!!' So we had her come to the back and showed her. The service writer and I said this was very dangerous, and that we've never seen anything like this before. She starts dancing…