@iHack: Haha alright. I took Spanish for a few years so I can understand that. Sorry for being a dick.

@Namu: Oy vey. Security analysts do their research BEFORE they go to these e-peen boosting events. If they didn't "try" in public, it's because they've spent weeks poring over it and they couldn't figure out how.

/forearm

@Jonathan Parent: Nobody tried hacking it because nobody could figure out a way to hack it.

@philosopher_dog: Stop kidding yourself, Apple buys the same parts from the same vendors that every other hardware packaging company does. The only thing they produce in Cupertino is software (well, bits and pieces of it anyway).

@iHack: Are you aware that's not how the happy birthday song goes? I bet you've ruined a lot of group birthday singings.

I disagree. There are plenty of non-categorical items that I only have one of, should I dedicate a whole drawer to that item?

I guess members of Mensa don't watch porn. (Heh, heh, heh.)

I've only recently started drinking coffee regularly, so this may be a dumb question but bear with me.

@LordIllidan: Well, they expect the English videos to be monitored. If you search for YouTube videos in Russian or some other language, you can find boobies galore.

@ichiban1081: Don't forget the garlic!

@hangar18: You can save time and money by not showering too, it doesn't mean it's a lifehack for the average person.

@shockwaver: I had to google "unix beard."

YouTube already has an integrated background-dimming feature with HTML5.

@John Steele: That's true. Though I'd recommend taking 5-hour-energy or another non-caffeine-containing "energy drink" if you're really that worried about piss breaks.

@John Steele: Caffeine is a diuretic, no matter how much water you're drinking along with it in coffee form. You'll have to pee all day either way.

@Zinger314: Internet Exploder

@Raven Riley: lol @ horror porn. You have great taste... 8-|

@Savocado: Go back to your fun-hating cave where you write useless disparaging comments on the internet all day.

Queen of the Internet should accept, duh.