Wait a minute: the entire point of this article is that Germany is a country where legally women are not sufficiently protected from physical assault on public, men seem to be aware of this fact, and German men have taken advantage of this loophole, if you will, on many occasions. The culture in countries of origin of…

Would you care to substantiate this statement, please:

I wish I could do eyeliner as well as that cat is doing it.

my scent of choice is “do not ask me why,” by christopher brosius (i hate perfume is the company). it’s supposed to smell like opium smoke and dammit if it doesn’t smell deliciously like opium smoke. all of his scents are beautiful — winter 1972 is another good one — and middle-class expensive.

PEOPLE STILL WEAR TOMMY GIRL???

YEP. I like smelling a little androgynous. It’s sexy AF. I’d rather be buried alive than wear Bath and Body Works’ Sun-Ripened Raspberry.

Gulf south, and everyone here smells like the garden-variety (har har) floral Department Store Scents — flowers and fruits and gourmands and vanilla from the usual suspects : Dior, Estee, Clinique, Jacobs, Whatever Samples Sephora Is Foisting Upon The Unwitting Masses. Give me masculine leathers and woods or give me…

I bought the Santal 33 laundry detergent from The Laundress. It is expensive, so I use it only for washing my sheets. It smells so amazing when I pull back the duvet. Ahh!

also, i live in the midwest and it’s nice to smell like something other than clinique “happy” or fucking tommy girl.

Not gonna knock expensive perfumes. I wear a ridiculously overpriced Chanel scent that is only available in their boutiques. It’s smaller and pricier than regular Chanel perfumes but it smells divine on my skin, gets me compliments from friends and strangers alike, and I also love that no one knows what it is.

*looks at calendar, tries to figure out when next Surrender to Chance promo sale will be*

I still throw out a “toepick” now and again, just to see who’s paying attention. (And when people fall down. Which is usually me. So... When I fall down.)

I thought it was interesting when it revealed how Kerrigan wasn’t really any more aristocratic than Harding, being from a working-class Boston household. Harding’s home was just more broken and she wasn’t as traditionally feminine.

Kate Moseley should play Nancy Kerrigan.

Michael Ian Black for Jeff Gillooly?

Franzen falls into this category of friends:

Something something Franzen Ferdinand

Amy Collier’s bio curiously omits the most important fact about Fabio - that he was once smacked in the face by a large bird while riding a roller coaster, leaving him with a bloodied nose and bruised dignity.

I guess you could say old Jonathan is in the Franz zone.