McDonald’s, purveyor of refrigerated cheese and meat patties

Dead Heat was a childhood fav of mine. Treat was a cop turned zombie. Joe Piscopo was his partner. Can’t imagine it’s held up but 12 year old me loved it. Thanks Treat, RIP

I shall watch Deep Rising in his honor.

It may be a generational thing, but I’d venture Treat Williams was best known for Hair and not a teen show that aired on the WB, fifteen to twenty years ago.

It’s been a while since I saw this gimmick account. But not as long as Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan Comments.

Why did I even click on this? - tilda, venus, 24/2/2013 13:50

rumble in the bronx also asks us to believe the bronx has mountains.

Vason Jorhees

Do we have a new winner for typos in a single paragraph?

Couldn’t they just retitle it and retexture the Jason Model?

Yo. That takes me back.

We all had that one friend with a Mac ...

his beloved Game Boy

gorillas in the mids

Not at all.  That would be assuming that the elderly contribute nothing to the world, which is false and shitty.  Just because we shouldn’t live forever (which is true) doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be able to live out our lives.

“I don’t get it. Is this a pitch for a movie?!” - Arnold’s agent while having a heart attack on the toilet

NO ONE HELP HIM!

In the butt?

You make me laugh, Death. I’ll kill you last!

“Oh no Hallmark movies use fake snow I guess I can’t feel happiness when watching them now. This is essentially what you’re arguing.”

It absolutely is not. There’s a difference between suspension of disbelief in fiction and eagerly gobbling up bullshit from “based on a true story” hucksters.

What makes something “true”