I love how similar Ten Year Old Tom is to Life and Times of Tim, its basically the exact same kind of humor and horrible escalating situations except at a school with a dumb kid instead of at a corporation with dumb adult. I’m still mad at HBO cancelling Tim considering a whole season probably cost less than a week’s…

There’s been a lot of poor ones this year but I really liked Ten Year Old Tom, the HBO Max show from the creator of The Life And Times Of Tim.

Oh, the Nolan model is definitely preferable to the Snyder model. It’s just I’ve been thinking recently of the sort of Batman movie I would like, and I realized I don’t want Nolan realism or Snyder grimdark or Burton gothic-camp or Schumacher camp-camp. The closest to what I want is a recreation of what it felt like…

Yes! Finally a place where I can offload all these NFTs. My father died and left behind an attic just packed with rare, but near mint NFTs. Some of these haven’t been seen since the 1800s. In fact, I took one of the NFTs to be appraised, and the guy said it was an actual Civil War era NFT owned by George Custer.…

Hold my hard seltzer.

Sorry, but the moon’s getting a Carl’s Jr., you’re just going to have to accept it.

How many Red Shirts were lost on this mission?

+1955 stars

Who, the children???

Captain Picard likely intervened. He’d never want a crew member in jeopardy.

Their decision-making also seems suspect. These are highly paid individuals!!

I really want a version of Halloween where, every time he appears, he yells “Hey, look, I’m Michael Myers!”. I’d also accept “Ay, I’m stalkin’ here!”. 

Here's to hoping the authorities catch them all. 

On the flip side, it couldn’t have made the Galveston beach look any worse.

Terminator: Duck Confit was pretty good. Delicious even. 

It’s worth noting that “SAG-AFTRA” is an anagram for “Fart Saga”.

This isn’t even the first self-efficacious press statement written about a outlet acquiring Seinfeld reruns:

If I were making movie money, I would definitely shop at upscale grocery stores.

You can’t count geese as “part of our population”!

What about the three sea shell method?