I only realized you could hide in the closet during the chase.  You can also hide under the bed which is even worse as you can't tell if your legs stick out far enough. 

My daddy grew sepia tone, his daddy grew sepia tone, and, dadgummit, I’m gonna grow sepia tone too!

“It’s a tough business...our prices are constantly undercut by cheap imports of Yellow Filters from war-torn Middle Eastern locations.”

‘Here at Toasted Sienna Ranch, we don’t just pee yellow, we are yellow. Everything is yellow! Except the sun. That’s brown.’

What do you ranch here?

I slap you with star laced feces.

It better have the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

Next let’s do American Gladiator for children. Keep the the gladiators as really buff adults.

OH MAN!

I think I speak for us all, or maybe just some of us, or then again maybe just the proprietor of the restaurant when I say Bawitdaba de dang de dang dookie dookie.

Also one of those who is shocked that this game is still being made.

Thanks, Jeremy Renner.

Man, I remember the first time I was victimized by cancel culture. I was 11 years old and all I did was skip a day of school. I guess my mom didn’t think that was a very “politically correct” thing to do, so she wouldn’t let me watch TV for two weeks. Back then I thought, can’t a young boy even skip school anymore in…

I never watched this, but I thought Hannibal was at its best when it blended in plenty of episodic proceduralism containing bits of serialized storytelling that could culminate at the end of the season.

Yep, I was like “wait, why didn’t he just scream out in pain!? This scene must have been written before they decided to chop half his hand.”

You mean the powder-up.

I am a proud owner of this game for the GameCube.

You forgot to mention the weirdest part:  the game and packaging hardly references Skittles.  There is no Skittles on the game packaging, and the Skittles are barely visible in the game.  It’s the opposite of Pepsiman, which beats you over the head with Pepsi ads.

Pepsiman, the video game for people who wanted a video game about Coca-Cola but settled for a Pepsi one instead.

This is missing my absolutely favorite example of an ad game ever made: Darkened Skye.