My Life with a Whole Lot of Crusty Socks

I’m kinda curious how the satire element will play. The GTA franchise has matured over each entry but it can still be pretty juvenile with its humor. A lot has changed in the (what will be) 12 years since the last GTA entry, and well, to be blunt: it will be interesting to see what sort of things end up pissing people…

If there’s a projectile fart in the movie, I’ll eat my hat.

That scene of them running together is... pretty silly. GvK gave Godzilla some mobility by making him kind of slithery and playing into the reptilian qualities when fighting Kong, but he’s still no runner.

I mean... if you’re willing to go this nuts with the story, why not just add the Pacific Rim franchise into the loop? Godzilla teaming up with Jaegers would pop a lot more boners than more ‘King Kong’s family’ stuff.

Of course, I’ll still be there during opening weekend because I love Kaiju stuff.

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

Strategic decision-making at work:

Why aren’t they Soap shoes, so he can do sick grinds?

He seems to be around a lot whenever I watch Food Network these days*. I think there’s been a real big ‘Hunter wants to host’ push from the Guy Fieri camp.

*see AV Club’s recent article about Shark Tank and hotel TV habits

This story is missing the full context: he was also shaking his hips in an unseemly way, and they didn’t want all of the young women to be driven to hysterics.

that character is apparently a “hybrid, meta-human who has the brain and consciousness of a child but the body of an adult.”

The Cuban’s Missing crisis.

Waititi has nothing but good things to say about Kevin Feige and the studio now. “They’re good at keeping everyone in their lane, and making sure they don’t veer off into something else that doesn’t feel Marvel,” he said.

I can assure you it is, both in the comics and the show, but I’ll spare you the photographic proof.

Get ready for a whole new take on ‘The Thing’

The cops were suspicious because she seemed to be slurring her last name.

He probably had a good case, but now the defense just has to present this thumbnail and the judge will easily rule in their favor. He might even end up getting jailtime, which would be pretty surprising for a civil matter.

“...and so really, you could argue that The Baconator is actually a bacon sandwich with hamburger on it!”