Our collective prostates are acting up.

“Tonight on Hoarders: Hodor learns to let go of hoarding too many whores... and later, delicious hors d’oeuvres!”

“George, bubby, we here at Max are just not really into the whole ‘epic fantasy drama’ thing right now... what do you have in the way of of flipping houses, or gawking at people who want to get married for a green card? Bonus points if you can find someone with an interesting physical or mental defect!”

What’s going on in that photo? His chest is large, but his stomach isn’t also bulging out - is he sucking in his gut? He looks like that Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America.

Yes, let’s all pay attention to Zoidberg!

What a fantastic episode, everything really comes together at the end in just a perfect way. There were also some other fun bits earlier in the episode:

Aldean dares anyone who would “cuss out a cop” or “stomp on the flag” to “try that in a small town” and see what happens.

I’ve never actually seen Akira, but those examples have been a part of my understanding of the movie for years, and I know I’m not the only one.

I’ll do you one better, and posit that two different streamers are trying to rush out their competing documentaries before the other.

Kamandzi: The (Other) Last Boy on Earth

I thought with the Writer’s Guild at least, they were encouraged to promote their stuff, to sort of remind audiences “hey, we have this show you like, but we can’t get back to it until this is resolved”

...‘Shiny Happy People’?

The whole online personality craze... it’s really dumb, right? I mean, dumber than the dumb things I used to like, right? Yeah, we had stupid things in my youth, as did my parents, and my parent’s parents etc. going all the way back to Civil War vets rolling their eyes when they saw Flappers dancing on top of flag…

Amongst many of their recent shortcomings (acknowledging full well that I still continue to show up here and support the damn sites at my own peril), it feels like both AVC and Kotaku have adopted a real ‘how do you do, fellow kids?’ vibe as of late that really just crawls under my skin.

at a random point during the film, “an image of a partially undressed woman appeared on screen for several seconds before being removed”.

Kids these days.... back in the early 90s, we had to settle for 160 mg of caffeine in our Jolt Colas! It’d take us a whole Jolt and a chaser of Surge just to keep up.

Chex Quest this is not.

Great stuff as always, but when it comes to RE4, I like the Borat one better:

This ain’t your Daddy’s Oppenheimer that opined the destruction unleashed upon the Earth by his research... this Oppenheimer FUCKS.