If Bungie really wants to be true to the Marathon name, they should release it first on Mac.

It does raise the question: what would fans want out of a Marathon revival? I certainly don’t want more multiplayer shooter stuff, but I’m at a loss as to what I would like instead. A lot of the fun Marathon lore transitioned to Halo (as did the rocket jumping!), otherwise the game was pretty much a standard sci-fi…

Don’t be silly... free auditing stations are available at any local Scientology office throughout the greater United States!

Vin Diesel is sitting on a number of Fast And Furious spin-off projects

Florida: go to Disneyland, paddleboard with the manatees, drive on that long bridge from True Lies, then get the fuck out as fast as you can.

I’m sure it’s the usual trifecta of modern day success: a modicum of professionalism, a willingness to grind, and plenty of underhanded scheming. The guy definitely works a lot, and while I’m sure he’s probably got an ego to rival Steve Harvey, he probably offsets that by showing up on time and putting in the effort…

I don’t know either, outside of there being a fun running joke on the new Beavis & Butthead about him on showing up in everyone’s music videos:

I wouldn’t have known who Maïwenn was until the other day’s article about The Professional, and how she became Luc Besson’s teenaged bride. This whole thing just sounds like a whole bunch of ‘nope’.

I made it through the first episode, and had no interest in continuing. It reminded me a lot (both in premise and style of humor) of Moonbase 8, but arguably going harder on the cringe factor... the protagonist is an unlikable sad-sack, but everyone around him is also an asshole. It was hard to find anything likable…

The first few episodes are great! The only problem is that it seems like you need a cable sub to watch it - even online, they want you to sign-in with your provider to watch anything past episode 4.

Can’t bullshit a bullshitter.

This is nice - normally, some people wait a lifetime for an apology like this.

Always the #1 bizarre merch attempt in my opinion was making kids toys for (usually very violent) R-rated properties. Granted, many of these toys were based on animated adaptations (think The Toxic Crusader becoming Toxic Commandos, Rambo becoming... Adventures of Rambo?) But I think that just kinda punts the moral que…

Go watch their old short film ‘Butt Baby’ and get a nice eyeful at what the guy that voices Po the Panda was up to in the 90s.

One employee was heard lamenting “oh, I can’t believe it’s happening to me!”

Okay... so now, instead of all of the insanity coming straight from Elon, it’ll be done via a proxy. Seems like a win-win for the guy, as he’s now got a bit of a buffer: he can glom onto praise if things go right, and use her as a scapegoat if things go wrong.

MK12 is next? I thought for sure we would get an Injustice 3 first - they’ve been alternating evenly between these two since MK9. TBH, I thought we would get Injustice 3 first, then maybe another shot at MK vs. DCU before Netherrealm would go back to the drawing board for a reset/new vision of the properties.