It’ll be an event that no one can remember. 

Yeah, let’s be honest: the Oscars wouldn’t send a letter to get their Oscar back - they’d hire that producer who angrily snatched-up the card during the Moonlight/LaLa Land fiasco to kick down the door of the Polley Residence (‘Polleywood?’) and just take it.

Sure, I can understand how the G.G. Allins of the world can burn out fast and furious, but we’re talking about a pop group who rhyme ‘News Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits/Chinese food makes me sick’.

Seriously...how are you only in your forties and the last living member of the band!? This poor guy deserves a long, healthy and happy life.

“WAP - Wet-ass ‘pits”

Rolling around at the speed of ground. RIP Sonic... at least they didn’t make you pregnant.

Meanwhile... conservative sites like The Takeout are writing about how they keep their bananas fresh. You can’t ignore the truth forever!

This guy needs to get off Twitter.

...and brings Cooking With Flo to Hot Ones as she makes host Sean Evans her perfect cup of tea

I’m sure there may be little drips and drabs that haven’t aged well, but I always felt like Ross’ gay ex-girlfriend (wife?) was portrayed like a quasi-villain. Like, not only was she the one that did him dirty by leaving him for - *gasp* - a woman, but pretty much every time she and her partner were on screen they…

Give me Clayface in a Batman movie. I get that a super-powered villain would brush against the ‘realism’ of the Nolan and recent Reeves movie, but pretty much all of Batman’s non-powered rogues are generally just serial killers with a unique quirk. I’m ready to see the Clayfaces, Man-Bats and Solomon Grundys of the…

They have a Funko pop for the robot from the cover of Linkin Park’s remix album ‘Reanimation’. Who wants a Funko that references what is arguably a band’s niche album!? I mean, I loved that album growing up... I saw it at a toy store the other month, texted a photo to an old friend who was like ‘haha weird’, and I…

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Rose from Titanic’s home address*

All I remember was something happened at a point that made Frank Black’s hair turn white. There was also a great episode where a bunch of demons disguised as humans played poker together.

How about some more Millenium, huh!? We need to find out what sort of occult happenings are happening twenty-three years after the most recent Millenium!

This looked fun in the trailer, but ‘...in the trailer’ has been a qualifier that for many years led more to future disappointment than enjoyment. I’m glad to hear it’s actually good! I haven’t been to theatres in 3 years (I kept forgetting to see Avatar, so I’m kinda hoping it’ll get a mid-Summer re-release or…

Looks like she’s at the ‘my client wants a vanity credit’ phase of her career. I’m surprised she didn’t go for the trifecta with directing as well... when you direct, you get that nice press photo of yourself looking all professional in the video village while an overworked A.D. pulls their hair out in the background.

Take a look at banner, Netflix!

Sure... Mickey Rooney brags about masturbating constantly on a talk show, and we’re all ‘ewww’, but when Jane Fonda whips out a dildo everyone starts lubin’-up.

• Far Cry Instincts (the 360 port) is worth a play (I think you can get by fine without OG Far Cry) mainly because of the super powers. The water effects still look pretty nice as well- not too bad for a launch-era 360 game!