Not sure if satire, or just dumb.

Dear god, but that’s a horrible tax plan. Corporate tax is basically nothing. How could you possibly cut it any more than it’s already cut? How could you think that’s Clinton’s plan?

The fact that you lack even a basic cursory understanding of what I’m saying doesn’t make what you said what I think. The exact thing you’re suggesting is that we should be separated into groups according to our race, gender and sexual orientation. What you are suggesting is that we should be separated into those…

He is, but they’re orc skin.

I don’t know... do they taste like Thursdays?

I genuinely wonder if the stigma is better or worse if you tell them you got it from sharing needles rather than like, the natural Republican assumption that you’re gay and this is god’s punishment.

oh! how i spoil you.

I also got you and your shippy little heart a wedding present.

They all will.

They always do, don’t they? I’m surprised they haven’t mentioned playing the devil’s advocate yet.

Nope. I don’t even know why they’re here. I assume they got lost on their way to the MGTOW subreddit.

No, I finger your mother with these hands.

I actually have no idea which comment this is in response to, because it makes an equal amount of sense regardless.

LOL oh my god that is the dumbest bit of armchair psychobabble i have ever heard in my life.

Knowing a gay kid isn’t the same as being LGBT friendly.

Literally the only thing you know about it is that I told you it was a movie series that you probably can’t even name. (Googling it now doesn’t count.) Try harder, dumb ass.

I don’t profile people, bro. I read people. Any assumptions I have made about you are based on what you have said, on opinions you have expressed publicly and openly, and not on external characteristics. Profiling would be for me to assume you’re a racist asshole because you’re white. Not to assume you’re white…

oh my god that makes so much sense

It’s not a children’s movie, and since you’ve never heard of it, what the fuck would you even know?

You outed yourself, bro. Your opinions fit that exact profile. 6:1 you’ve been to at least one Ron Paul assembly.