No, you most certainly fucking did not. And these guys most certainly did not. They did nothing remotely like what the pizzeria did them. In fact, they gave the pizzeria their business IN SPITE of the fact that the pizzeria was treating them like shit. How is that the same? How is them respecting the pizzeria’s right…

1) Have never given you any indication as to my age. 2) He’s also in about 10 massively successful mainstream movies that the majority of the population has seen or heard of, so the fact that you haven’t is completely insane to me. 3) Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, nobody’s ever lied about that on the internet ever. Certainly not after being called out for being racist or misogynistic.

You wouldn’t know.

1) I don’t believe you and 2) incorrect on so many counts. Women can absolutely be misogynistic.

“A head so far up your ass that you’re bumping into your collar bone” doesn’t count as a “higher authority”

Yeah, maybe you do that, but other people don’t. Racism isn’t a joke to people who actually experience it. You don’t get to devalue their experiences because you’ve never had them.

Get out.

What if a panda with HIV was dreaming about cuisinarts while preparing the food? What THEN?

I’m not going to explain basic concepts to you like you’re five years old. Although I see now that I’d have to in order to make you understand them.

No, you just don’t understand how the legal system works.

Fabulous! Condescending misogynistic terms of endearment. I got bingo!

I guess you don’t type in front of a mirror, then.

So my existence is a “special interest”?

That isn’t an argument.

That has literally never happened to anyone. Because most people aren’t as stupid as you are. People don’t just say “that’s racist” to be hilarious. I mean, presumably you do, because racism is a joke to white dudes like you.

Yeah that’s super hilarious.

Do you literally not know what a protected class is? They already exist, bro. Jesus fuck, did you finish grade school?

Only in a world where the kind of people who own this pizza place get their way.

No, you don’t get to decide how other people perceive you. You don’t get to decide what impact your words have. You don’t just get to decide that you aren’t being an asshole because you don’t think you’re being an asshole. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. If a black person tells you that…