Plot twist: NOBODY DIES. Because everyone who can possibly hurt the undead are holed up in Winterfell, leaving the rest of Westeros completely undefended. The Night King leaves a token force to keep the good guys locked down and goes gallivanting across the rest of the countryside adding more and more to his undead…

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…

I need the ACLU, Dems and journalists to get this man impeached YESTERDAY. The fact he’s moving so fast to burn our country to the ground shows that he knows he’s got limited time. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

This is horrifying.

You know what, that VR tank line explained a lot of things for me.

I wonder what Gendry’s upper body will look like after 5 seasons of rowing nonstop.

He and Brienne don’t have teleportation powers, so they get left behind to the wizards that are Jamie, Arya and the grand teleport wizard Varys.

Favorite lines from this episode:

Darker please! I saw some things ;p

One thing I like about 80s cartoons was the music of the introductions were always awesome.

Ok, adding the scene from the Dianetics commercial was pure genius.