Not to mention they were sending drug test requests to an address he didn't live at anymore.

jabari safari, maybe too racist although that isn't my intent.

that is truly ridiculous

Are the Bears better off with Jump McCob or with Jar-Jar Cutlery?

motor city homers with me, living inglorious

deadspin wants 2 fuck jay cutty

that's mean

lucky this is ncaa, a targeted divebomb like that would have the snowflake facing goodell's wrath

It's like he read the title of the "article."

I am amazed. Look. It's like you read the comments. Deadspin is self-aware, I despair at these bears that dare with flair and forces you to stare and care.

i think they pronounce it "allude to blue"

Reps help anybody, particularly young players. You honestly think that benching him won't have an impact? It certainly appears to have affected him emotionally (understandably, I feel) and as for the effect on his game, who knows at this point? Maybe the knee needs to heal and that's paramount or maybe he needs the…

i'm laughing so hard i'm pissing on a photoshopped picture of jay cutler and will leitch smoking cigarettes and debating the jameis winston rape charges

chid please

no headphones. you won't want to listen to this. if you must include batteries, provide c battery or an automobile alternator

a walkman with one cd included inside. no batteries, no headphones.

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to the best of my knowledge we recently had the steamers, the ambush and then AC St. Louis which folded almost immediately due to low press and negligible success. SLU has a nice field, don't think we could build one in forest park but we could build one in north city and start a neighborhood revitalization program to…

wouldn't be crazy, st. louis has a long history of soccer, the local high school's soccer championship is more interesting and more hotly contested than basketball and often football. I'd be in favor of a team starting in the second division, like you relegation idea. problem there would be an arena, seating space, etc

Nah. We don't root for the royals, the chiefs, the bears, the cubs, the sox, or the bulls.