coolcucumber
CoolCucumber
coolcucumber

Well, at least they get laid lol

no...?

seven watered down half-ice margaritas over the course of an evening? yeah, most people would be fine to drive.

people need to realize that we only get one perspective on these stories, so of course people would point out what could have been done differently, it’s not “Pinkhams Law”, it’s human nature. People point out when others do it like it is a bad thing, when in reality it is just a thing.

over the course of an evening? no.

You do realize that just because someone names something doesn’t make bringing it up in any way relevant or insightful, or invalidates the comment, yes? Good. I now declare your type of posts “Cucumber’s Law”, and demand it be used to end any discussions prematurely because it has a name, dammit!

You do realize that just because someone names something doesn’t make bringing it up in any way relevant or insightful, yes? Good.

fuck that person, you’re gonna ruin someone’s life because of your shitty job? terrible person and a crybaby. oh, and don’t worry honey, your 7 watered down margaritas over the course of a dinner isn’t enough to hurt an infant, you fucking loser.

I wish. I’m a man who does 100 percent of all household chores, and everything involving my kids. I “get some” maybe twice a year, and I’m only 30.

You cannot say painting your face makes you racist, that logic just doesn’t work, unless the person is doing it with racist intent.

EXACTLY, THANK YOU. Pantomiming black people in a negative way because you hate them is racism, painting your face is not. Anyways, it’s 2015, stay out of other people’s racial-fluid identity.

Seriously, this is retarded. Nobody cares about their tranny buddhist cishet attack helicopter nonsense outside of the small SJW bubble that will find something else to complain about anyways.