Don’t get me started on the pledge every day, lol. Gotta start the ring-kissing early, when kids don’t know what “pledging allegiance” actually means

If you’re not offended then this article isn’t about you.

Some roles can only be played once.

I’m thinking about what could possibly be going through her head, and really trying to figure out where her heart is, too, and I keep coming up with this hunch that she really was trying to be, I dunno, true to herself somehow...? Or at least she never meant to hurt anyone, in fact quite the opposite...? It has my…

Wherever it is, whenever it is, whatever it is, there had BETTER be cake. If it's a hanging, there should be cake served afterwords.

reading haiku puts
things in perspective and then

No, Catholics certainly do not. But it should also be noted that Irish Catholics are a whole 'nother level of fucked up, above your typical, birth-control-using American Catholic. The level of uptight Catholic fervor in Ireland is pretty terrifying.

Ireland: Come for the Guinness and the possible Leprechaun sightings, stay to stumble into mass orphan graves!

That's the pro-life Catholic Church for you- every fetus is a precious angel until it's bon.