So he warns of tiny little cameras recording everything you do, but he couldn’t see the giant TV camera filming him talking about grabbing women and attempting to bed a married woman? That’s Jedi level mind fuckery for the masses, or we are all simpletons. Either way it’s all the same......

“Chip” Kelly is to “Mouse” Davis as Jim Harbaugh is to Sam Wyche. Discuss.

Jim Harbaugh coached at San Diego and Stanford. He might be interested....Michigan extends his contract and pays him another million/yr. Jim Harbaugh remains an insufferable tool. You heard it here first- Jim Rome listener

Chip Kelly back to the University of New Hampshire. You heard it here first- random dude at a Phish tribute band jam.

Justin Tuck is a dick?- Dexter Manley

Oxycotin and Vicodin are all star pain meds, but Toradol is a Hall of Famer.

“Full release massage”. Sounds legit. Wonder if Massage Envy has a package that includes that....

She has a better chance of getting a 5 year deal than Joey Bats.

Derek Jeter’s future child will be grittier and more of a winner.

What body part is missing?,is a really bizarre pornography nitch...But to each his own I guess.

Lynn knows he is not going to get the job (too close to Rex Ryan) and wants to make sure future employers know he’s loyal to his player and will do what’s necessary if told. Makes the Bills look like Townies.

Brady gets all the attention, but I let the air out of more than just a few footballs- A. Hernandez

Technically, it was a game winning shot. Just for Utah. Amirite? -D. Russell

I beg to differ- JaMarcus Russell

Gotta blame the caddy on this one. Clearly called for a rescue club and not a 7 iron.

Tom Coughlin/the Cryptkeeper is returning......

Meh, just a routine off campus sack- Art Briles

Gotta be a better way to get to Social Security eligibility than this.....

Petty injured in a pileup? And it’s not a bigger story? - guy still drunk in Talladega.

Meh, amateurs-Baylor