“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

GOD: Hi, Jerry?!

The little league dugout was good enough for Stacy, freshman at Ridgemont High, to lose her virginity.

I find the much more plausible explanation to be that editing down old movies to fit specified lengths is one of the lowest of the low positions on the ESPN labor totem pole, and that it was chopped up with zero regard to which segments were removed.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

@BillSimmons

I believe I’m the best instagram intern in the league.

- RGIII Intern

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

It’s a shame that both “Angry Doug” and “Tough Doug” were already taken by Doug Baldwin.

hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address