Chef: MY MOM

Suarez was expecting to feast on Russia’s players, but not exactly like this.

I feel like “not being a dick” is a much better tiebreaker than drawing straws, myself, but meritocracy is dead anyway so who cares.

Counterpoint: an indicator based on play on the field is always better than drawing lots. Sure cards can be somewhat arbitrary, but the game itself is often pretty damn arbitrary.

I was talking about coding directly in binary, not assembler. Assemblers were invented in the 50s, and even those really early micros programmed with switches and lights (like the Altair) only lasted through the 70s. I think my fifty-years figure is pretty much on point.

Legal precedence cannot be established by default judgements. A default judgement is the exact opposite of precedence, let alone binding or persuasive precedence.

White Nationalists don’t hate Pepe. He’s their mascot.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Bruh.

another review, from one of my teenagers:

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

It has not been the law to separate children from their families. It is still not the law:

That’s fine tiger, just move over once you’re done.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

I remember a comment on Radio Le Mans about this behaviour, they were so impressed by it until they heard a hybrid bus do exactly the same thing (although the sound was probably not as good).

I’m going to remember that move next time I get into a fight.