The ground was probably insult to injury; the head-to-head contact looks like the Iranian player’s head came right into contact with his left temporal area, which is one of the thinnest areas of skull. He rag-dolled after the contact so probably had no idea he was headed to the ground. One can tell with the way his…

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

Trying to haul that in a full sized pickup would have been crazy. Doing it a Ranger though was much bolder.

“Watch out, leaf springs are gonna shoot out the side” Cameraman fucking called it

But I was at the alley with my kids and the dude at the counter was like “You don’t have to rent shoes if you don’t want.”

Just as a polite request from people who really like bowling: please just wear socks if you’re not going to rent shoes. It really fucks up the lane for everyone else and you could have a rock or something in your shoes that gouges the surface.

I will always respect this guy for naming his cat “Cat Latos”

Correct; immigration court is a civil process, so there are no speedy trial rights.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Played with and against Tim in rec leagues wayyyy back in the day. Amazing dude, and he had the best hands. Super heavy shot from what looked to be a slow swing. He just always pured it. Anyways, I don’t know why I am giving a scouting report, just trying to delay crying...

the tail smack looked worse than the snout smack

Yes, the $3 that the USFL won in the judgement wasn’t quite enough to keep them afloat

So, that’s just like, your opinion.

The debate over the appropriateness of cops at Pride is a byproduct of what happens when middle-class white men become the face of the American LGBTQIA community. As Harron wrote, Pride is the commemoration of a fucking riot incited by police brutality against black and brown LGBTQIA people.

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

That seems like more of a Brouhaha than a Hullabaloo, if you ask me. Which no one ever does.

If that couple were black, they would be dead.

the family could have poured their son’s syrup for him