Me on a conference call when someone suddenly says my name and asks for my thoughts after 45 minutes of doing anything else but listening.

Ha! This is right up there with that BBC commentator’s adorable babies and frantic wife crashing his interview. Good stuff, News Media. Good. Stuff.

So, for real, during my pregnancy I had my FAVORITE relaxation music (which is called Prana and ti’s ambient noise like rain/fire burning/etc plus human voices (children laughing, adults speaking to children kindly and stuff), and then beautiful music (indian tradition with chanting and stuff). Really lovely,…

Ah! A month early! I’m 36 weeks today and I have so many papers to grade!!

My bestie made me an iPod playlist called (Pie-pie) Pops One Out. Sample songs included “push it”, “misery business”, “ring of fire”, etc. It was delightful and kept my mind off of the fact I had to push a watermelon out of my hooha. Definitely recommend.

Ryan Reynolds seems exhausting.

God help me, I like it. First I liked Justin Bieber’s Purpose album, and now this. What is happening to me? Who even am I anymore?

I’ve only gotten through the first episode, but it’s soooo problematic for me because I work with someone who sounds EXACTLY like John and even has the same crazy rambling. It’s hard enough to listen to my coworker and I’m struggling to listen to this podcast because I just want to scream ‘BOBBY STOP TALKING’.

I used Velcro rollers several years ago. My experience was similar, they are super difficult to take out. Plastic rollers with a clip were better, IMO.

You sound almost like an old friend who never needed any kind of soap or cleanser at all. Of any kind! Once in a while a shampoo, that was it. She’d rinse off, just to be fresh, then have to put on lotion because the water dried her out.

Yeah, this is kind of key. I have to wash my hair every day or it gets ridiculously oily and gross. My S/O goes 2-3 days without washing because her hair gets so brittle. I used to think it was crazy not to wash every day, but that’s clearly not the case.