That because that not the real Cookie Monster, but his non-union Mexican equivalent.
Cookie Sluggo
cookiesluggo--disqus
@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Not me!
Me hoping they need someone to do COOKIE STAND!
Gee, get load of Mister "Me Don't Need Drugs To Have Good Time" over here.
And me want to note how insufferable it is that you always worm you way into comment sections where you not wanted.
Not as excellent as me jalapeño COOKIES! http://i738.photobucket.com…
Figures you would be behind terrible spinoff of beloved cultural icon.
@jondavidthe3rd:disqus , why you think me Sluggo biting Cookie Monster bit? How you know me not Cookie Monster biting Sluggo's bit? (When me not biting COOKIE, that is!)
@avclub-23cc92585eacb29f4df03ed17e222333:disqus Grover at start, but Elmo at end, you Bruzzese.
You entire face so ugly, clearly have own genetic code.
Best reissue (2000s):
"for a mere $33"
Me agree! But why you no link to Elmo-free video? http://www.youtube.com/watc…
You posting sincerely worse than any troll. Me no share these red, white and blue cookies with you: http://www.tumbleweedcontes…
Hey, me not tell you how to tank… walk… nitty… jam… 5…
Fake Cookie Monsters disgusting. Me no share any of these raisin roundies with you: http://chocolateandginger.f…
Uggggh, you even bigger jackass than me thought.
Anything for guy who star in Badlands: http://image.shutterstock.c…
Me may be monster, but me no snarl – that more Grover's schtick after he had few.
Stop biting me sweet style.
You in Death Cab For Cutie Army for life, huh? Make sense.