I’m turning a large aggressively floral calico apron into what will hopefully be a disgustingly adorable toddler dress. I think I might have enough fabric left to make some lil bloomer type pants for underneath as well. There will definitely be pictures next week if it turns out well!

Yeah I couldn’t get past that. Candi fucking Smiley.

I think the waist is to high maybe? It looks like the pleats are hanging off the middle of her bust. It’s weird. But I really like the color/material combo.

My mother was a freelance copy writer without insurance when she noticed some weird small lumps under the skin on her neck. The sliding scale clinic she went to performed an out of date biopsy procedure because it was what they had the equipment for and told her it came back negative for cancer. By the time they…

Holy cats. That’s f’ing amazing.

I made a dress last night! No pictures but it’s really not complicated or exciting so you’re not missing much. It’s an above the knee summer dress made out of stretchy jersey type knit thats black/white/gray tie dye.

I am 100% going to make one out of an old silk shirt for mine when she gets a little older. But it will have sleeves, to avoid the creep factor. Good to know my broke ass clothing repurposing is now on trend.

I don’t have a pro or anti-kristen stance, I’m just anti that haircut on her.

Good lord, I know Kristen Stewart is the current belle of Jezebel and can do no wrong, but that hairstyle is all kinds of wrong.

Meeeee!

Oh jeez. The takeaway I’m getting from this is to go with velcro on the shoes.

Oh god that’s some nightmare material right there.

Starred for the miscasting of Easter. Kristin Chenoweth is aaaaaall wrong.

Oh hey I just commented up thread about the historical fiction I’m currently reading, forgive me for copy pasting?

The Baroque Cycle by Neil Stephenson. It’s really thick historical fiction, so might not be what you’re looking for. I find the concept interesting (the creation of the modern banking/economic/financial system, I swear it’s more interesting than it sounds!) but I’m a little frustrated, because I know so little about…

Ugh it’s terrifying and impressive how quick they are.

Ooh, ditching the younger sibling is a classic. I pulled that once or twice with my younger brother so maybe losing the toddler was karma.

Haha that is great.

Earlier this week my two year old got away from me outside, ditched his noise making accessories and ignored me as I ran dementedly around the property yelling his name for fifteen minutes. I was about ten more minutes away from calling the cops to request a search party. Now he’s on outside time lock down until he…