Earlier this week my two year old got away from me outside, ditched his noise making accessories and ignored me as I ran dementedly around the property yelling his name for fifteen minutes. I was about ten more minutes away from calling the cops to request a search party. Now he’s on outside time lock down until he…

This is delicious like Burning Man plug n play camp drama is delicious and I am here for it.

Have you read the book? It bears zero resemblance to the movie, you might like it. World War Z that is, not I Am Legend, although I quite liked the graphic novelization of that one as well.

Dude books so rarely make me cry but that one had me bawling like a baby. The part about the radio operators who had to listen to everyone dying and then all ended up committing suicide afterwards?

They shouldn’t have called the movie World War Z it basically has nothing to do with the book.

We’re not talking about a beer belly, it’s a condition that affects the muscles and connective tissue underneath the fat. It has nothing to do with weight.

I have thoroughly enjoyed the maple syrup theft saga.

I’m too far away from anything to march, and my two year old is all achy in the legs due to getting his shots a few days ago... If we were there the toddler would be wearing a shirt that says ‘Kiss me, I’m vaccinated’ and the two month old would be wearing a shirt that says ‘Don’t kiss me, I’m too little to be…

It was horrible. I never thought I was use this term to describe myself, but I am a goddamn stan for the X-Files, and it made me stop watching. :\

I seriously love me some X-Files so I was seriously excited for the new episodes... I LOVED the lizard man episode but got completely turned off by the Omg Muslim suicide bomber episode and stopped watching... Should I watch the rest?

Meeeee too. Except for the snapping thing cause I’m not cool.

I apparently live in some kind of alternate bizzaro dimension where the prevailing sentiment among most of my friends and peers is, ‘Omfg kids are disgusting why would you ever do that to yourself?’ so I dunno.

What StartingOverEasy said. My hair is past my butt, but it took years to get there so I don’t notice the weight.

Do you have to make an account to do the Pottermore sorting hat quiz? I’m not quite that invested...

To me it’s pretty clearly a case of one stand alone book being a surprise mega hit and then getting awkwardly spun into a whole series.

This almost makes me not utterly fucking loathe morph suits, but not quite.

There’s no way that’s not ten thousand different kinds of scratchy uncomfortable. Props, Rihanna.

e) Not with a bang but a whimper

Yeaaaah that’s kind of crossing the line into supplying your entire kitchen... :\